Why we sale Mystery Boxes
My wife always complains that I don't know how to plan a surprise. The last several gifts I got her, she was able to guess what I got before she ever opened the box. That totally spoiled the surprise!
With mystery boxes, you can gift your loved ones a true surprise. Why? Because nobody knows what's inside! It can be anything! When they ask you "what did you get me?", you can honestly answer "I don't know."
And the truth is, we don't know either. Inspired by Hip-Hop Legend Slim Shady's early 2000 master piece "Just don't give a fuck", our patented "Not-Give-A-Fuck" technology allows us to pack these boxes with stuff at random.